Can We Guess If You're a Mr. Mom?

By: Teresa McGlothlin

5 Min Quiz

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About This Quiz

If you think you are king of the Mr. Moms, let this quiz give you the proof you need to prove it to the world. It takes a special kind of guy to fill the role of Mr. Mom. Whether you are considering the career change or strutting your stuff, we think we'll be able to tell how much of a real Mr. Mom you are!

No matter your gender, being a parent is hard work! There are no sick days. There are no vacations. In fact, you are rarely granted the opportunity to enjoy your bubble bath in peace and quiet. Once you tell us about your days and your ability to deal with children, we'll let you know how well you are doing.

As a parent, it's easy to question your abilities. Each day brings a new set of challenges, and each year brings a new phase of development. Simply keeping up with your children takes the stamina of a racehorse. After you answer our questions, this quiz will let you know once and for all if you're cut from the Mr. Mom cloth or if you're "not the mama." How do you think it's going to go?

Have you prepped your meals for the week yet?

I have all the takeout numbers ready.

I have them prepped for the month.
I have a general idea of what we'll eat.

I have some frozen burritos in the fridge.

When is the last time you changed a diaper?

Never

A few minutes ago
It's been a while.

That's not my job.

Your child is throwing a tantrum in the grocery store - what do you do?

I would have a tantrum, too.

Whispering always stops tantrums.
I would ignore it.

I would march the child out of the store.

Which of your traits would make you a great parent?

Intelligence

Playfulness
Ability to prioritize

Sense of humor

How many times have you watched the movie "Mr. Mom?"

I saw it once in the '80s.

I've seen it a few times.
I've never watched it.

I have seen it once or twice.

Which word would your family use to describe you?

Independent

Nurturing
Busy

Manly

What is the hardest thing about raising kids?

Kids are expensive.

It's hard to raise courteous kids.
Kids are really messy.

You have to give up your whole life.

How would you sum up the people who raised you?

Free-spirited

Strict
Open

Modern

What kind of kid's sports team would you want to coach?

Swimming

Soccer
I would rather coach singing.

Football

Do you currently drive a minivan?

I drive a motorcycle.

I do drive a minivan!
I drive an SUV.

I drive something different.

How would you get marker off of the wall?

I would paint over it.

I would frame it.
Those scrubbing erasers work really well.

My kids would get the marker off the wall.

Which nickname would you give to a male child?

Scout

Buddy
Motorhead

Bob

What sort of photos do you post most often?

My dog

My family
Memes

Selfies

Which household chore is your least favorite?

All of them!

Dishes
Laundry

Garbage

Would you say that you are organized?

No.

I am very organized.
No one would say that.

I'm more organized than most.

Which board game would you rather play at family night?

Chutes and Ladders

Monopoly
Candyland

Scrabble

Does the sight of blood make you queasy?

It makes me pass out.

I can handle it.
No, but mucus is disgusting.

I'm good until someone throws up.

If your child got a scraped knee, what is the first thing you would do?

I would tell them to shake it off.

I would kiss the boo boo.
I would ask the child to remain calm.

I would run for the first aid kit.

Which of these kid's movies do you like most?

"Milo and Otis"

"Frozen"
"The Goonies"

"Toy Story"

What do you think you were like as a kid?

Weird

Smart
Sweet

Ambitious

Which of these television dads are you most like?

Homer Simpson

Al Bundy
Peter Griffin

Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor

What would you wear to drop the kids off at school?

The nanny would do that.

I wear my pajamas sometimes.
I would throw something on.

I would rather homeschool.

What did you do on the last Mother's Day?

I celebrated my mom.

I took care of the kids.
My family made dinner for me.

I made dinner for my lady friend.

Why are there no Mrs. Dads?

That's a great question.

I'm going to bring that up at the next mommy and me.
There should be!

Because women don't need that kind of definition.

How would you celebrate your child winning a reading award?

I would say, "Well done."

I would bake a cake.
That's a cause for a party.

I would put the award in the scrapbook.

Which of these virtues is most important to teach children?

Dignity

Confidence
Compassion

Respect

How many photos of your child do you take a day?

Zero

A few
Tons

I only take photos of special events.

Which outdoor activity is best for kids?

Jogging

Hiking
Camping

Bike rides

Do you know how to floss?

I do it every morning and every night.

I can floss like a boss.
I'm too uncoordinated for the floss.

What do you mean by "floss?'

Which bedtime story would you rather read?

"Captain Underpants"

"The Giving Tree"
"One Fish, Two Fish"

"Hansel and Gretel"

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