What Pet and Predator Combination Reflects Your Light and Dark Sides?

By: Ian Fortey

5 Min Quiz

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About This Quiz

For the most part, if you have a pet, it's probably not the most intimidating animal in the world. Even if it's meant to be intimidating, there's a good chance you still snuggle with it and call it cutesy names and stuff and it just ruins the whole mystique it has in front of others. Unless you have a pet gator or something, but if that's the case we're really starting off on the wrong foot here.

Basically what we're trying to establish here is that the animal kingdom is a lot like the world of humans. You have the good and the bad, the light and the dark, the terrifying and the cuddly. You know, like great white sharks and bunnies!

So here's the thing. Of course you have a dark side, and of course, it's pretty much the same as one of the most terrifying predators on earth. But also you have a light side, and it's just an adorable, cuddly pet that anyone would love to have. The question is how to figure out who's who. And we have the answer! Take the quiz and tell us about those light and dark proclivities and we'll figure out just what pet and predator combo you truly are!

Have you ever stolen anything in your life?

That's not me.

When I was a lot younger
I did, but then I felt really bad.

Not ever

What's the smallest thing other people do that makes you angry?

Littering

Slow driving
Loud chewing

Mispronouncing words

What do you do to keep yourself amused when you're all by yourself?

I like to play games.

Eating. Maybe some TV.
I'll get some exercise.

I like to read.

Do you consider yourself a friend who can keep a secret?

I mean...not really.

If you need me to keep things under wraps, I will.
Like how big of a secret?

Definitely

How often do you tell little white lies in your everyday life?

Not often

As much as I need to
More than I should

I don't really need to lie.

Have you ever honked at another driver just because they were annoying you?

Constantly

I only use it when I need to.
I never honk.

I have before.

Everyone loves The Rock. Which Rock character speaks to you the most?

Luke Hobbs from "The Fast and the Furious"

Mitch Buchannon from "Baywatch"
The Scorpion King

Maui from "Moana"

If you were going to master a fighting style, what would it be?

Wrestling

Muy Thai
Fencing

Boxing

Are you a good Secret Santa?

I'm not super great at buying for others.

I'm pretty crafty about buying for others.
I buy super fun gifts.

I'm kind of awful.

Have you ever found yourself in a physical altercation with another person?

You mean a fight? Yep.

I haven't let it escalate that far.
No

I have before, but it wasn't too violent.

How do people know that you're angry?

Oh, they'll hear about it.

I get pretty cold.
If you need to know, you'll know.

It's very hard to miss.

How would you react to someone standing you up for a date?

I'm going to cuss for a while, probably.

I'm going to be making a salty post online.
I'll ghost them for a while.

I'll just ignore them from now.

Have you ever gotten so angry that you broke a random object?

I may have busted a few things in my day.

I keep my cool.
My anger doesn't get physical.

I get a little worked up but I don't break things.

Do you ever buy gifts for people for no reason at all?

For special people

Of course
I have, but it's not a regular thing.

Eh, not really a thing I do.

Are you the kind of person who can tell someone else that you love them easily?

I'll tell anyone and everyone.

People I'm close with, sure.
I guess if I really love someone.

It takes time before I say that.

If someone at work messed up but blamed it on you, how would you respond?

I'd lose my cool big time.

I'd let the boss know the truth right away.
I'd plot serious revenge.

I'd have to take that person aside and make it very clear they'd made a mistake.

What Marvel supervillain do you relate to the most?

Thanos

Loki
Magneto

Killmonger

What's your favorite cartoon animal?

Garfield

Bugs Bunny
Brian from "Family Guy"

Nemo

How likely are you to hold a grudge?

I'll hold onto stuff for ages.

I'll stew on things for a while.
I hold grudges longer than I should.

Not at all

Have friends and family come to expect that you have a dark side?

Oh yeah, they know.

I mean, under the right circumstances, sure.
Not really

It's not a thing that happens that much, really.

Have you ever gotten into a flame war situation with a stranger on the internet?

Plenty of times

When someone really deserved it
I have, once or twice.

Not really

Do you ever do any charitable work?

I volunteer sometimes.

I've donated money to charities.
I have, but not often.

Not really

If a friend of yours is down, what do you do to bring them back up again?

Take them out for a night on the town.

Grab some drinks
Just be available to talk

We may need some kind of party.

How would you handle losing your job without any warning?

I'm probably going to freak out.

That sounds like it'd suck big time.
Angry social media blitz

I'm biting someone's head off.

What do you think is your biggest weakness in life?

I have a short fuse.

I don't take things very seriously.
I can be distant.

I'm not a great communicator.

Are you the kind of person who can handle spicy foods?

I like some spice now and then.

I only like certain spicy foods.
I breathe hot sauce.

It's not my thing.

How likely are you to play a drinking game at a party?

I could be talked into that.

I'll play a drinking game at any time.
It's not really my thing.

Drink? You know it!

What time of day do you feel most energized?

Midday

Mornings are good.
The evening

I'm a night person.

If you were going to have a superpower, what power would it be?

Inhuman strength

Super speed
Invisibility

The ability to control the minds of others

Is your dark side or your light side more in charge?

I strike a good balance.

All depends on the day.
I lean a little dark.

I lean towards the light.

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