Which Card Against Humanity Are You?

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By: Artimis Charvet

5 Min Quiz

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About This Quiz

As they like to say "Cards against Humanity is a game for horrible people." But we all know that all this game is, is horribly hilarious! Take our quiz and find out which card best describes you!

Why can't I sleep at night?

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How do you tackle difficult tasks?

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How do you want to die?

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What's the most jolly?

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What's the worst thing about TSA?

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What can you not have just one of?

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What's the smell?

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What will always get you beat up?

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What gives you the goosebumps?

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You have 99 problems, but one of them is not what?

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What's your secret power?

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What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?

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What gets better with time?

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What are you giving up for lent?

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What do you do when you walk into a party?

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What's the next Happy Meal toy?

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How do you get your curves into shape?

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How do you like your makeup?

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Which of the seven dwarfs do you most relate to?

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What ended your last relationship?

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Who shall inherit the earth?

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What / Who do you believe in?

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What is your ideal afternoon?

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How do you prepare for battle?

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What is Batman's guilty pleasure?

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Who/What do you turn to when you have a problem?

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What is the first thing you do when you wake up?

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What are your thoughts on therapy?

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What's for dinner?

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What does the world end with?

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